The MTA

New York City Transit. The train is at a standstill. An apparent important message over the PA system is to be announced. The MTA, "Attention, attention." The commuters stand at attention. They stop reading, headphones are removed, chit chatter has stopped to listen to this important announcement. "The next stop, inaudible, inaudible, inaudible." The MTA continues. "The next stop, inaudible, inaudible, inaudible. Thank You for riding the MTA." An entire subway station filled with perplexed faces. Nobody knows nothin'...